Politics
Independent: Shit happens
Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy
Republican: The rich deserve more shit
Moderate: We must also consider shit's right to happen
Liberal: Shit will happen if we don't spend enough
Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement
Reform: We can't get our poop in a group
Sociallist: Support the equal distribution of shit
Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again
Libertarian: Legalise all kinds of shit
Green: Compost happens
Independent: Shit happens
Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy
Republican: The rich deserve more shit
Moderate: We must also consider shit's right to happen
Liberal: Shit will happen if we don't spend enough
Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement
Reform: We can't get our poop in a group
Sociallist: Support the equal distribution of shit
Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again
Libertarian: Legalise all kinds of shit
Green: Compost happens
There you have it--American politics in a nutshell.
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