Unshelved by Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum
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Saturday, November 17, 2012

I need a giant loofah

That can exfoliate me from head to toe. When all this is over and I can shower and bathe again, I am going to scrub all the dry skin off and uncover my normal pinkness. I feel like a reptile, all scaly and dry, with no amount of lotion really helping. And we're not even going to go into my hair. Or cuticles. I've never had a proper manicure or pedicure but I am tempted to celebrate my freedom, once it comes, with them. I will definitely bask in my own personal spa, um, bathroom, with attention to detail.

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