Dwana thought my upstairs neighbour was a freak

because he talks on the phone and watches everything going on around. He did it all through the move, for example.

I wonder what she would think of the squeaky, squeaky, squeaky sounds coming from upstairs that can only be someone having sex? Didn't quite expect to hear it from the living room, but hey, at least someone's having fun.

Ah, the joys of apartment living. :)