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Friday, December 17, 2010

I am so afraid

Heavenly Grease--a Pork Nativity Scene

You have to see it to believe it. Click on the link for the picture.

"Away in an oven just kraut for his bed, the little Lord Jesus lay down his meat head."

Yes, folks, the traditional manger's in danger with this meaty makeover on the classic crèche. Mary and Joseph are made of sausages and cloaked in bacon, while the Three Weiner Wise Guys sport tin-foil crowns. Christ himself is a mini chipolata, and he ain't gonna freeze this year -- his new Bethle-HAM is set to 350 degrees.

Somehow that idea that the 'holy family' was, in fact, Jewish makes this even monstrous. And I'm sure there's some sort of blasphemy going on, but maybe that's because I just eat fish, eggs, milk, and veggies.

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