Oh, yes, indeed, it was bound to happen

Gavon Laessig is right: the cobra needs and agent. Look what sorts of things are showing up on CafePress--

There are also panties, a thong, specifically. You read that right.

Earlier the snake tweeted: 'Indiana Jones. Why did it have to be Indiana Jones?' :)

Via Joe.My.God.

Okay, the itching is now bearable. Here's to trying to sleep for 4 hours. Good night.