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Monday, April 05, 2004

A bit of lunchtime humour...

I was cleaning out my inbox and apparently I missed this the other day...
Nominated for Quote of the Year:

This statement was made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey when asked: "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?"

Armey's reply:

"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

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