Fun things to do with the day-glow orange groan stick you forgot in your bag

1) Terrorise dogs and cats.
2) Move your bag so it groans and no one knows why.
3) Assure that the bus driver sees you at the stop.
4) Play with it on the verge of annoying your friend and then, when she comments about how annoying they can be, shake quickly and say, yes, but did you know what a groan stick having sex sounds like? This sends the friend into great laughing. Shaking quickly freaks the cats and dogs much more than the general method.
5) Meditate on the sound rather than cursing the new bus routes/schedules which have gone into effect without any printed or online schedules as a guide and no one manning the info line to help. Bad Lextran!

See, that trip to Gattitown wasn't wasted. :)