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Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Who knew? Librarian is one of the '27 types of Women'

originally from the Daily Mirror, read on Bob & Sheri

Me? I'm a mix:
--CAT LOVER: Friendly, 30-something dreamer whose shopping basket is full of frozen dinners, chardonnay and cat food. Envies and despises her smug, married friends. Something of a Bridget Jones type.
--ECO-GIRL: Big-hearted vegetarian, wears camouflage pants. Can climb trees. It's what Lisa on "The Simpsons" would grow up to be. . . you know, if she was real.
--FUNNY GIRL: Always there to put a smile on your face with her witty wisecracks. Not the person to console you after a pet has died. Think of SARAH SILVERMAN.
--GIRL NEXT DOOR: Pretty, down-to-earth, sensible and fun-loving. Men would be delighted if she was their girl's best friend. . . because they'd want to NAIL HER. Perhaps a less-famous JULIA ROBERTS.
--LIBRARIAN: Reads books, watches intellectual TV shows. Could be stunning if she invested in her appearance. Think of VELMA in "Scooby Doo".


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