She of the Womberineness is congested and feeling plague-ridden. She called earlier and taunted my phone because she was so bored--which was nifty, seeing as I finally have a phone again. I feel connected!!! All that fiscal responsibility paid off. (Well, that and the fact that Alltel bought out Verizon, so my record's clean!)
Anyway, healthy thoughts are being aimed in her direction; you may wish to contribute as well.