The thing about having a friend who works second shift

is that your big once-every-two-weeks grocery runs happen after midnight. The grocery store is a little weirder at night, but not as weird as this:



Fortunately there's a woman there at the store who sees us coming with our two carts and opens one of the non-U-Scan lanes for us, so checkout goes smoothly.

Now I'm home and ready for bed. But seriously, check out the Chad Vader series--they're pretty funny. Thanks to YKWIA for showing them to me.