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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Strangest news story I've heard in awhile

This time from Florida.

Megan Barnes Driving While Shaving! Fla. Woman Arrested After Crash, Grooming "Bikini Area" Say Cops

She had her ex-husband take the wheel from the passenger seat and they crashed into a pickup, then went another half mile before stopping. This happened one day after being convicted of driving under the influence and she was driving on a revoked licence. Why was she shaving her delicate bits whilst driving? She was on her way to her boyfriend's home and, as YKWIA put it when he told me about this story, 'wanted a clean working surface'.

She should never get her licence back, ever, and her ex-husband should be prosecuted, too.

Weird and dangerous, that's what they are.

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