Only I

would:

1. have trouble buttoning a blouse because I kept getting the cloth underneath entangled in the buttonhole,
2. snagged my glasses with my phone case strap, ripping them off my face WHILE DRIVING (fortunately while still in the parking lot, so I was able to stop suddenly, since I can't see anything clearly unless it's about two inches from my face),
3. burned my foot by dropping hot bean & cheese burrito filling on it while trying to eat dinner

all in one day. What can I say, it's been a bit of a Monday. :)