My horoscope for today (courtesy of Verizon):

Aries: You've been the stodgy cerebral for just about long enough. Now is the time to shed that old and brittle skin and let a new and more youthful you come out for a while. Tune into the physical, the sensual and the tactile. Dance to melodies that nobody else can hear, and let yourself be moved to tears by things nobody else can see. Perceive the world through your hands, fingers and skin. Enter a world where words are totally unable to contain or convey the wonder and mystery of the experience.

Note to self: This can get you put away if done with abandon.