I've been a Bookcrosser for awhile

and one of the reasons I like this community so well is the wording of the release alerts:

Until next time, I tirelessly remain, Your Friendly Release Alert Robot

Much nicer than the kill-you-dead-and-ask-questions-later robot, no?

I've mostly released, and I have an entire pile to be released soon, but I haven't caught any yet. Here's hoping I do soon.