missing for five years and declared dead, was really alive and he and your mom cashed in on the insurance money and hooked back up in Central America?
Canoe Man's Story Keeps Sinking
I don't blame the sons for washing their hands of their parents.
Born, like other comic book characters, out of an otherwise trivial but life-changing animal bite, the Rabid Librarian seeks out strange, useless facts, raves about real and perceived injustices, and seeks to meet her greatest challenge of all--her own life.