Then follow this link:
http://depts.washington.edu/ccph/pdf_files/IRB_Letter-Christmas%5B1%5D%5B1%5D.pdf (you'll need a PDF reader such as Adobe Acrobat Reader)
It is hilarious. I shared it with some of our researchers. I think YKWIA would be an excellent member/chairman of an IRB. Thanks to Marie Kennedy for the link!