Diabetic klutz

I am the only person I know who could be putting a cap on a lancing device, have it deploy with the cap off, drop it, have it spin in mid-air, catching one of my fingers, then catching it. I have also nicked my finger whilst giving myself a shot in the abdomen with a pen needle. In that case, my breast obstructed my view and I nearly gave myself my shot in my finger.

Sigh. Grace, thy name is not Lisa. I think the insulin gods are laughing at me.