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Friday, August 20, 2004

Apparently we're not the only ones dealing with wayward party guests :)

Police: Wedding guests eat victim

So...um, coconut leaves and kerosene, hmm? Two men were so angered by a cousin who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom that they decided the only way to solve the situation was to stab him to death and cook him. Right. Oh, yes, that makes so much sense.

Favourite quote:
Superintendent Rey Lanada, Palawan provincial police chief, said cannibalism would be treated as an aggravating circumstance in the crime.


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