A laugh

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This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all
need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this
house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this
house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my
house, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this
house, would she sleep in our bed?" and he says, "That bed is
brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to
last a long time, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this
house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

Thanks, I needed a laugh.

Ah, historical humour

World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC

The jokes presented in the article are part of a 'Top 10' list from the University of Wolverhampton, as commissioned by the British television channel Dave. You can click on the last link to go straight to the list.