Somehow I don't think my self-esteem issues would be solved by genital mutilation

Whose would, really, unless they were horribly deformed and surgery could really make them 'normal'?

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Give me a break...revirginisation? Trust me, I've been celibate for 13 years...if I can't recapture it, no one can. :)