One of my co-workers sent me an e-mail

with a list of proverbs attributed to Larry the Cable Guy. Here are my favourites:

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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