Postscript:

I am the Bubonic Plague!!!
Take the Affliction Test Today!

I have spent the last 12 years of my life studying the Middle Ages, so this shouldn't really be a surprise (and maybe one day I'll actually finish my thesis and get that graduate degree). Although traveling on rats (in fleas, no less) is not my idea of an expansive cruise to see new sights. You know what the funny thing is, though? Zabet is the one who's Rabies!