Today's Blogsticker: Religious Shit

The Religions
Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: 'Shit Happens'
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit
Paganism: I have a Book of Shadows of my great-great-great grandmother's that says Shit happens

I added the last one. Might as well jab at my own religion while I'm at it.