A joke from Dwana

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs: "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says: "Oh my! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

Okay, back to report writing.